Welcome to my website! This site is mostly an outlet for me to complain about media and day-to-day life and to store my various works. If you’re a friend of mine, and you’ve come here for the joke: Welcome home! Supposing you’ve never heard of me, don’t know my name - found me randomly one night after having one-too-many gin and tonics: My name is Jakobus. Here is an embarassing photo of me, taken after downing a glass filled with a mixture of whipped cream and powdered sugar.

I do hope you stay a while. Perhaps check out some of my doodles while you’re here. Whatever you do here, try and have fun or leave suggestions on how I can spice up the place.